SOUL PURPOSE
MENTAL HEALTH MISSION
SURVIVAL MODE IS MY SUPERPOWER™
Despite chaos since birth – playing a life-long game of whack-a-mole with exceptional success, my life looked *‘perfect on paper.’
BUT, ‘THE BODY KEEPS THE SCORE’
FOR YEARS, what felt like a series of unrelated and/or unfortunate events led to my friend from CrossFit, Dr.K, turned physician, solving almost four decades of disparate somatic responses to trauma.
‘THE ONLY THING I KNEW HOW TO DO WAS KEEP ON KEEPIN’ ON’ — BOB DYLAN
Since December 2021, I’ve been treated for High-Functioning Complex PTSD and Adrenal Fatigue after living in undiagnosed lifelong survival mode.
By taking a holistic, 360-degree approach to wellness – similar to that of third-party measurement in Advertising, Dr. K was able to see the full mind/body connection picture, teaching me how-to-human and transforming my life forever…
‘AND I SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, WHAT’S GOING ON?’
— 4 NON BLONDES
DYSFUNCTION JUNCTION™
WHAT’S YOUR FUNCTION?
‘HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE [LAUREN]?’ — THE SOUND OF MUSIC
DYSFUNCTION JUNCTION™ DIRECTIONS
DYSFUNCTION JUNCTION™ Chaos Sets are intended as an apéritif for the WHY GO PROJECT POD
Best paired with the DYSFUNCTION JUNCTION™ JINGLE, an LFE Original as a palate cleanser between Chaos Sets
HOME CHAOS set
‘OBJECTS IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR MAY APPEAR CLOSER THAN THEY ARE…’
- MEAT LOAF
a story of generational unprocessed complex trauma
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PARENTS HOWARD & ELAINE COME FROM EXTREME DYSFUNCTION
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HOWARD'S FIRST OF MANY SUICIDE ATTEMPTS OCT 1988
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HOWARD FREAKS OUT & LEAVES FAMILY FOR GOOD MAY 28, 2005 @ LAUREN'S GRADUATION FROM UD
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HOWARD COMMITS SUICIDE MAY 2014
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ELAINE DROPS DEAD SUDDENLY JAN 2019
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LOST EXTREMELY LIMITED REMAINING FAMILY FEB 2019
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AND THOSE AREN'T EVEN THE INTERESTING DETAILS...'JUST CHILL TO THE NEXT EPISODE' OF THE WHY GO PROJECT POD!
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a story of generational unprocessed complex trauma 😵💫 PARENTS HOWARD & ELAINE COME FROM EXTREME DYSFUNCTION 😵💫 HOWARD'S FIRST OF MANY SUICIDE ATTEMPTS OCT 1988 😵💫 HOWARD FREAKS OUT & LEAVES FAMILY FOR GOOD MAY 28, 2005 @ LAUREN'S GRADUATION FROM UD 😵💫 HOWARD COMMITS SUICIDE MAY 2014 😵💫 ELAINE DROPS DEAD SUDDENLY JAN 2019 😵💫 LOST EXTREMELY LIMITED REMAINING FAMILY FEB 2019 😵💫 AND THOSE AREN'T EVEN THE INTERESTING DETAILS...'JUST CHILL TO THE NEXT EPISODE' OF THE WHY GO PROJECT POD! 😵💫
PERSONAL CHAOS set
‘I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE, BUT I WON’T DO THAT…’
- MEAT LOAF
the pièce de résistance
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a story of generational unprocessed complex trauma
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Lauren MEETS FUTURE HUSBAND J, JAN 2006
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EXTREME DYSFUNCTION IN MARRIAGE & DUE TO J'S EMPLOYMENT @ DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY BUSINESS
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J'S DAD SIPHONING MONEY TO PAY BACK INTENTIONALLY UNDISCLOSED PERSONAL DEBT FROM THE 90'S FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS
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J'S DAD'S INTENTIONALLY UNDISCLOSED PERSONAL DEBT DESTROYS RELATIONSHIP & DISPROPORTIONALLY IMPACTS LAUREN
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J'S DAD LIVES LAVISH LIFESTYLE BUT CAN'T PAY HIS SON A LIVABLE WAGE, REFUSES TO HAVE A DIRECT CONVERSATION & KEEPS J THERE AS AN INDENTURED SERVANT 6 DAYS A WEEK FOR 20 YEARS...MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
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J IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST HOW-ARE U HEALING™ SUCCESS STORIES
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DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY BUSINESS CONTINUES TO RUIN LIFE IN 2025...'IF IT DON'T MAKE DOLLARS, IT DON'T MAKE SENESE'
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AND THOSE AREN'T EVEN THE INTERESTING DETAILS...'JUST CHILL TO THE NEXT EPISODE' OF THE WHY GO PROJECT POD!
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the pièce de résistance 😵💫 a story of generational unprocessed complex trauma 😵💫 Lauren MEETS FUTURE HUSBAND J, JAN 2006 😵💫 EXTREME DYSFUNCTION IN MARRIAGE & DUE TO J'S EMPLOYMENT @ DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY BUSINESS 😵💫 J'S DAD SIPHONING MONEY TO PAY BACK INTENTIONALLY UNDISCLOSED PERSONAL DEBT FROM THE 90'S FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS 😵💫 J'S DAD'S INTENTIONALLY UNDISCLOSED PERSONAL DEBT DESTROYS RELATIONSHIP & DISPROPORTIONALLY IMPACTS LAUREN 😵💫 J'S DAD LIVES LAVISH LIFESTYLE BUT CAN'T PAY HIS SON A LIVABLE WAGE, REFUSES TO HAVE A DIRECT CONVERSATION & KEEPS J THERE AS AN INDENTURED SERVANT 6 DAYS A WEEK FOR 20 YEARS...MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 😵💫 J IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST HOW-ARE U HEALING™ SUCCESS STORIES 😵💫 DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY BUSINESS CONTINUES TO RUIN LIFE IN 2025...'IF IT DON'T MAKE DOLLARS, IT DON'T MAKE SENESE' 😵💫 AND THOSE AREN'T EVEN THE INTERESTING DETAILS...'JUST CHILL TO THE NEXT EPISODE' OF THE WHY GO PROJECT POD! 😵💫
PROFESSIONAL CHAOS set
‘‘CAUSE YOU CAN’T KNOCK THE HUSTLE…’
- JAY-Z
a story of generational unprocessed complex trauma
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YOUR HARDEST WORKING, PASSIONATE, PROLIFIC, TOP PRODUCING, HABITUALLY RIF'D FRIEND
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LAUREN LOSES JOB 6X POST M&A/DIVESTITURE RIF (REDUCTION IN FORCE)
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FIRST RIF SEPT 2011 THE DAY LAUREN RETURNS FROM HONEYMOON (the problem before the problem)
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FEB 2015 RIF
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MAR 2017 RIF
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NOV 2019 RIF
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MAY 2021 RIF
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JUNE 2023 RIF
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AND THOSE AREN'T EVEN THE INTERESTING DETAILS...'JUST CHILL TO THE NEXT EPISODE' OF THE WHY GO PROJECT POD!
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a story of generational unprocessed complex trauma 😵💫 YOUR HARDEST WORKING, PASSIONATE, PROLIFIC, TOP PRODUCING, HABITUALLY RIF'D FRIEND 😵💫 LAUREN LOSES JOB 6X POST M&A/DIVESTITURE RIF (REDUCTION IN FORCE) 😵💫 FIRST RIF SEPT 2011 THE DAY LAUREN RETURNS FROM HONEYMOON (the problem before the problem) 😵💫 FEB 2015 RIF 😵💫 MAR 2017 RIF 😵💫 NOV 2019 RIF 😵💫 MAY 2021 RIF 😵💫 JUNE 2023 RIF 😵💫 AND THOSE AREN'T EVEN THE INTERESTING DETAILS...'JUST CHILL TO THE NEXT EPISODE' OF THE WHY GO PROJECT POD! 😵💫
EXTREME SOMATIC RESPONSES TO TRAUMA chaos set
‘I DON’T WANNA EVER FEEL LIKE I DID THAT DAY…’
- RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
a story of generational unprocessed complex trauma
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VOMITING FROM EATING @ < 2 YEARS OLD
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PHOTOGRAPHIC RECALL < 3 YEARS OLD ONWARD
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BROKE ARM 7X AGES 6 - 14
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CAN'T RIDE A BIKE
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WET THE BED UNTIL 11
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ILLEGIBLE HANDWRITING
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MIGRIANES @ 16
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TMJ @ 18
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LOST & GAINED 100+ MULTIPLE TIMES 2013 - 2023 DESPITE ACTIVE LIFESTYLE & RESTRICTIVE DIET
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EXTREME HAIR LOSS 2014 - 2021
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EVALUATED FOR TUMOR ON ADRENAL GLAND 2016
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SUMMER 2021 FLASHBACKS, WETTING THE BED, BRAIN FOG & MORE WHILE INTERVIEWING @ AMAZON, GOOGLE, ORACLE ETC
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39 YEAR STOMACH ACHE
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AND THOSE AREN'T EVEN THE INTERESTING DETAILS...'JUST CHILL TO THE NEXT EPISODE' OF THE WHY GO PROJECT POD!
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a story of generational unprocessed complex trauma 😵💫 VOMITING FROM EATING @ < 2 YEARS OLD 😵💫 PHOTOGRAPHIC RECALL < 3 YEARS OLD ONWARD 😵💫 BROKE ARM 7X AGES 6 - 14 😵💫 CAN'T RIDE A BIKE 😵💫 WET THE BED UNTIL 11 😵💫 ILLEGIBLE HANDWRITING 😵💫 MIGRIANES @ 16 😵💫 TMJ @ 18 😵💫 LOST & GAINED 100+ MULTIPLE TIMES 2013 - 2023 DESPITE ACTIVE LIFESTYLE & RESTRICTIVE DIET 😵💫 EXTREME HAIR LOSS 2014 - 2021 😵💫 EVALUATED FOR TUMOR ON ADRENAL GLAND 2016 😵💫 SUMMER 2021 FLASHBACKS, WETTING THE BED, BRAIN FOG & MORE WHILE INTERVIEWING @ AMAZON, GOOGLE, ORACLE ETC 😵💫 39 YEAR STOMACH ACHE 😵💫 AND THOSE AREN'T EVEN THE INTERESTING DETAILS...'JUST CHILL TO THE NEXT EPISODE' OF THE WHY GO PROJECT POD! 😵💫
‘SO JUST CHILL, ‘TIL THE NEXT EPISODE…’ — DR. DRE
‘MY TRUTH IS CRAZIER THAN ANY TALE I COULD EVER DREAM UP’
JOIN LFE’S A WILD ODYSSEY, FROM BARELY SURVIVING THE TIDAL WAVES OF LIFE TO RIDING, FLOWING AND HEALING
I RUN A TIGHT SHIPWRECK
‘KNOW WHEN IT’S TIME TO LEAVE AND WHEN IT’S TIME TO LEAD…’
Leading by example, saving myself, saving everyone around me by helping humans of all ages solve problems since birth (to my own detriment..)
In June 2023 it became impossible to ignore the Universe pushing me towards this mission, and my body and inner voice urging me that it was time to finally share this story broadly to help others from suffering in similar ways
Because once you know the key to enlightenment, you can’t go back to selling JavaScript tags…
‘‘CAUSE ONCE IN A WHILE YOU GET SHOWN THE LIGHT IN THE STRANGEST OF PLACES IF YOU LOOK AT IT RIGHT’ — GRATEFUL DEAD / SUBLIME
A journey of NEARLY 40 years — as brutal, as it is beautiful
For decades, the more I’ve shared my story of survival — now a story of healing, the safer others feel to share their stories and/or are inspired to change their lives…
healing = freedom™
‘AND EVEN WHEN I WAS CLOSE TO DEFEAT, I ROSE TO MY FEET’ — DR. DRE